THE FUGLY EXAMINATION... FRESHIES!!!
Do you feel annoyed hearing their ANNOYING accents when they try to speak PROPER English... which they cant. Do you ever feel that they can be DISTURBING... if the answer is YES you're in the right place. In this blog I'm going to expose how bad, ugly and fugly freshies can be.
1. Who is a Freshie?
Someone who has just entered an English speaking country, and has poor English skills and has a very odd and mocked accent. Normally a person who has moved from a eastern country to a western country; e.g. India to UK. Also someone who probably looks like this.
2. A Freshie's mentality
OK, lets explain hmmm. To be honest freshies have the most LOWEST IQ in the whole universe because they have no logic in what they do or say. If they are parents they will want all their children to get A, A* or any top grade in the world when they themselves have FAILED in their entire school career. They are brainwashed due to the influence of Indian dramas or Bollywood Movies... but ironically their traditional and have a weird ego to be western in a VERY ugly way (women and even men are over obsessed about marriage) WTF?!?!.
Here are some examples...
3. Freshie English.
IT IS THE WORST SPOKEN ENGLISH IN THIS WORLD AND THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY. Seriously!!!. OK they try a little TOO hard to speak like native English speakers which clearly they can't. They say some words exactly how they are written (e.g. listen is spoken as lissen) and also they add a weird twist to some word by pronouncing as their OWN. Here are few examples...
4. A Freshie's sense of style
Like this guy and the guy from number 1. They all have trampled hairstyles and clothing. That's why they're the worst candidates for online dating and matrimonial sites. Too much hair, Too pale, Too skinny, Too fat, Too ugly. Too extreme...well the list goes on. Freshie women are the people who will never find anyone not even a friend from a western country because they are too ugly looking. All the time too much make up, fat, greasy... Both genders are brainwashed by Bollywood looks also Fair and Lovely (which is clearly proven to damage skin) in order to be white.
Would go out with the following...
Here are some examples...
3. Freshie English.
IT IS THE WORST SPOKEN ENGLISH IN THIS WORLD AND THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY. Seriously!!!. OK they try a little TOO hard to speak like native English speakers which clearly they can't. They say some words exactly how they are written (e.g. listen is spoken as lissen) and also they add a weird twist to some word by pronouncing as their OWN. Here are few examples...Would go out with the following...
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